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Youtube. Added 2 new vids.

Just threw up a few new stand up clips. Here’s one from a TV taping I did a few weeks ago in Halifax Canada.┬áThis moment happened after a jib camera…

Tour dates in January and February 2014

Hope you can make it to one of these shows if you live in the area! All links and info at ornyadams.com/tour Jan 15 & 16 in Hermosa Beach, CA…

Buffalo… and then Cleveland for New Years!

First time in Buffalo! Excited. First show is tonight. Last show is Sat night. Hope you have a wonderful holiday. And if you’re in Cleveland for New Years… come spend…

Just For Laughs National Canadian tour OVER!

Thanks Canada! Really enjoyed spending a month in your country. Traveled all the way from the Maritimes to Vancouver. I hope you all keep in touch and hopefully I’ll be…

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RT@hale_hydra:@Ornyadams#greenapples or go to hell!

I hope my edgy apple tweets don't get me in trouble! But sometimes in life you have to take a stand on something.#RedApples or die!

This is not a matter of opinion. If you like the taste of green apples go to the doctor and say my tongue is broken and I can't taste sour.

I WOULD NEVER MARRY SOMEONE THAT EATS GREEN APPLES.

RT@jenna__wirth:@Ornyadams Right?! They taste so sour. I'm red apples all the way.